Calls cost £1.50 pm, from a BT line. Plus network extras. *
Someone has reported their mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes….
Sex Disease Clinic. (Very popular existing wind up)
An ex-girlfriend has caught something nasty and has been to the clinic. Now a Dr from the clinic is ringing up all her ex-boyfriends to see if they have had any of the symptoms…
Is Quentin There? (Brand new wind up)
The victim will get a call from someone looking for a chap called Quentin. She’s pretty rude when she hears it’s a wrong number. Then when they put the phone down they immediately get another call from someone looking for Quentin and another and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off that the victim hasn’t taken any messages…
Phone Engineer (Very popular existing wind that’s been updated)
They get an automated call from the local phone exchange as someone has reported their phone number, (it reads it to them), as being faulty. They are informed that it will need to be tested by the local exchange voice calibration system, could they just repeat a few word and phrases…
I’m Returning Your Call (Brand new wind up)
A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not happy bunny because he is right in the middle of something….
Automated Order Confirmation Service (Brand new wind up)
The victim gets a call confirming their ‘order’ from a dodgy internet site. Somehow they have got his name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home today in five minutes, unless… This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current date and time.
Hi, You’re Live On The Radio (Brand new wind up)
It’s a radio producer and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds because an ex-partner of theirs has rung into the show and answered three questions. If they get them right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don’t swear because it’s live…
The Dating Agency (Brand new wind up)
They get an automated call from the dating agency because someone signed them up and registered a voice mailbox for them. Their advert has already attracted some messages from likely partners then the system plays the messages and asks them to record a response…
It’s Reality TV (Very popular existing wind up)
Someone has dropped out at the last minute and they need a replacement who is game for a laugh. Have you got clean pants on?
They won't know that you made the call - unless you confess that is!
TOP TIP ** If you have a speaker phone, why not invite some friends round
so that you can all listen to the fun! **
* 18+. You must have permission of the bill payer. Check your phone for compatibility. Calls cost £1.50 per minute from a BT land line and should last around 3 - 10 minutes. Calls from other networks may vary, Calls from mobile may cost considerably more..
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